Betsey and I called David Watkins and asked him to open

Ken ye the coast o' wastland Ayr?

Oh mon, it's unco bleak and bare!

Ye daunder here, ye daunder there,

They've rain and wund eneuch to tear

Ye're seekin' sport! There's nane ava',

Ye'll sit and glower ahint the wa'

At bleesin' breakers till ye staw,

'There's aye the Stinchar.' Hoot awa',